there’s a pimple on my nipple
that looks like an inverted dimple
life use to be so simple
i could just take a walk and whistle
now i have to worry about wrinkles
and attentions have started to dwindle
the effects begin a ripple
but it’s all such a quirky riddle
and it makes me feel so fickle
that my eyes no longer twinkle
and my fingers aren’t so nimble
oh fairy won’t you sprinkle
just a little dust to rekindle
my youthful girlish giggle?
Recently I was going to look up an actor I wanted more info on, so I headed to a website that I frequent (IMDB). Generally I just type an “I” into the browser and it automatically completes the url. Then I just got the idea to see what my online life looks like through my frequently visited sites, alphabetically. (Yeah, I don’t really know where these ideas come from either, but I just decided to go with it).
So here are my most visited sites, from “A” to “Z”
A – aol.com (my main email)
B – bankofamerica.com (banking, duh)
C – cablevision.com (scheduling my dvr & handling my tv addiction)
D – dictionary.com (looking up words & stuff)
E – ebay.com (online shopping and occasional selling)
F – facebook.com (social media, news, and kittehs)
G – getglue.com (checking into stuff, more feeding the tv addiction)
H – hulu.com (another offshoot of the tv addiction)
I – imdb.com (tv, movie, actor info)
J – jerzygirl45.tumblr.com (my tumblr personal blog)
K – kimmiesgifgallery.tumblr.com (my blog of gifs I like)
L – livestream.com (where I check out the watchers of anarchy podcast
M – moonpig.com (great site to get greeting cards printed AND mailed)
N – nomorerack.com (window shopping, pretty good deals)
O – o.co (online shopping, nice stuff)
P – pogo.com (online games like scrabble & bedazzled)
Q – qvc.com (more window shopping)
R – redtube.com (um, yeah, this is … porn.)
S – shoprite.com (grocery shopping)
T – twitter.com (social media & sharing stupid thoughts)
U – usps.com (postal service – tracking packages & stuff)
V – nothing specific, just options for my optimum voicemail screen
W – wikipedia.com (my quick lazy research tool)
X – nothing specific, just options for xvideos (xvideo – yeah, more porn)
Y – youtube.com (my music I listen to & the source for “Cover Battles)
Z – nothing specific, just options for zenpencils.com, zappos.com
(zen pencils is original art from inspirational stuff by artist Tim Minchin & zappos is more online window shopping)
The following was inspired by a questionnaire given to actor Kim Coates on the website POPsession on his pop culture obsessions. I decided to take the questionnaire as well.
1. What website do you visit when no one is watching?
No comment
2. What was the first movie you saw?
Can’t really remember all the way back to the stone age – “Fantasia“, maybe?
3. What movie makes you cry?
4. What is your karaoke song?
Never done karaoke, but probably an acapella “Is She Really Going Out With Him” or Holly Cole’s version of “Jersey Girl”
5. Who is the movie character you wish you could be?
I’m coming up with a total blank
6. Who is your favorite Tweeter?
Other than my personal friends I’d have to say Jim Beaver (@jumblejim) and Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady)
7. What article of clothing can you not live without?
Pants. Most of the time
8. What was on your favorite t-shirt growing up?
I don’t know. I think it was something pink
9. What do you eat/drink while watching a movie in the theater?
Popcorn with lovely fake melted butter, 2 hot dogs with mustard and relish and a coke. I also get some Reese’s pieces which I always end up eating after I get home
10. What’s the TV show you never miss?
Sons of Anarchy (Actually there’re are a ton, but this is my main obsession)
11. What TV show would you like to live in?
“Jeopardy”
12. Who is your TV crush?
Crowley from Supernatural (okay, maybe it’s just Mark Sheppard, the actor that plays him)
13. What TV theme song do you still remember the words to?
14. What’s the guiltiest pleasure currently on your DVR?
15. What is your favorite album?
“Moondance” by Van Morrison (I wore out 3 cassettes of that), closely followed by “Rooms in My Fatha’s House” by Vinx
16. What was your first concert?
The Commodores with the Jackson 5 as the opening act
17. What song was playing during your first kiss?
There was no music playing
18. What phone app do you use the most?
No apps on my phone. Unless you consider “hanging up” an app
19. Did you have a poster of a celeb on your wall as a kid/teen? Who?
I honestly can’t remember. I’m sure I did
20. Have you ever dressed as a celeb for Halloween? Who?
Nope
Hmm … how can I put this?
Don’t invade Syria.
Don’t invade Syria.
Don’t invade Syria.
DON’T.
FUCKING. INVADE.
SYRIA!
woke up and walked into a wall of air,
stiff and unyielding
tried to get around it, but couldn’t
tried to get over it, but no dice
so all I could do was sink into it
hot air like quicksand
suffocating, taking me down
a reverse Heimlich
draining life instead of reviving it
an atmospheric chokehold
“one”
“two”
“three”
tap-out
i hate summer
... but I digress 