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a silly little rhyme February 15, 2014

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there’s a pimple on my nipple

that looks like an inverted dimple

life use to be so simple

i could just take a walk and whistle

now i have to worry about wrinkles

and attentions have started to dwindle

the effects begin a ripple

but it’s all such a quirky riddle

and it makes me feel so fickle

that my eyes no longer twinkle

and my fingers aren’t so nimble

oh fairy won’t you sprinkle

just a little dust to rekindle

my youthful girlish giggle?



Tea & Pizza January 10, 2014

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Winter Blah January 6, 2014

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Cover Battle, Interrupted December 13, 2013




Me, Alphabetically, Online November 8, 2013

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Recently I was going to look up an actor I wanted more info on, so I headed to a website that I frequent (IMDB). Generally I just type an “I” into the browser and it automatically completes the url. Then I just got the idea to see what my online life looks like through my frequently visited sites, alphabetically. (Yeah, I don’t really know where these ideas come from either, but I just decided to go with it).


So here are my most visited sites, from “A” to “Z”


A – aol.com    (my main email)


B – bankofamerica.com (banking, duh)


C – cablevision.com    (scheduling my dvr & handling my tv         addiction)


D – dictionary.com        (looking up words & stuff)


E – ebay.com        (online shopping and occasional selling)


F – facebook.com        (social media, news, and kittehs)


G – getglue.com        (checking into stuff, more feeding the tv addiction)


H – hulu.com        (another offshoot of the tv addiction)


I – imdb.com            (tv, movie, actor info)


J – jerzygirl45.tumblr.com        (my tumblr personal blog)


K – kimmiesgifgallery.tumblr.com    (my blog of gifs I like)


L – livestream.com                (where I check out the watchers of anarchy podcast


M – moonpig.com                (great site to get greeting cards printed AND mailed)


N – nomorerack.com            (window shopping, pretty good deals)


O – o.co                    (online shopping, nice stuff)


P – pogo.com                (online games like scrabble & bedazzled)


Q – qvc.com                    (more window shopping)


R – redtube.com                (um, yeah, this is … porn.)


S – shoprite.com                (grocery shopping)


T – twitter.com                (social media & sharing stupid thoughts)


U – usps.com                (postal service – tracking packages & stuff)


V – nothing specific, just options for my optimum voicemail screen


W – wikipedia.com                (my quick lazy research tool)


X – nothing specific, just options for xvideos (xvideo – yeah, more porn)


Y – youtube.com                (my music I listen to & the source for “Cover Battles)


Z – nothing specific, just options for zenpencils.com, zappos.com

            (zen pencils is original art from inspirational stuff by artist Tim Minchin & zappos is more online window shopping)




My Pop Culture Obsessions (just a few) September 17, 2013


The following was inspired by a questionnaire given to actor Kim Coates on the website POPsession on his pop culture obsessions. I decided to take the questionnaire as well.



1. What website do you visit when no one is watching?

       No comment


2. What was the first movie you saw?

       Can’t really remember all the way back to the stone age – “Fantasia“,     maybe?


3. What movie makes you cry?     

       Bjork’s Dancer in the Dark


4. What is your karaoke song?

       Never done karaoke, but probably an acapella “Is She Really Going Out With Him” or Holly Cole’s version of “Jersey Girl


5. Who is the movie character you wish you could be?

       I’m coming up with a total blank


6. Who is your favorite Tweeter?

       Other than my personal friends I’d have to say Jim Beaver (@jumblejim) and Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady)


7. What article of clothing can you not live without?

       Pants. Most of the time


8. What was on your favorite t-shirt growing up?

       I don’t know. I think it was something pink


9. What do you eat/drink while watching a movie in the theater?

       Popcorn with lovely fake melted butter, 2 hot dogs with mustard and relish and a coke. I also get some Reese’s pieces which I always end up eating after I get home


10. What’s the TV show you never miss?

       Sons of Anarchy (Actually there’re are a ton, but this is my main obsession)


11. What TV show would you like to live in?



12. Who is your TV crush?

    Crowley from Supernatural (okay, maybe it’s just Mark Sheppard, the actor     that plays him)


13. What TV theme song do you still remember the words to?

       “Living Single


14. What’s the guiltiest pleasure currently on your DVR?

       “Sister Wives


15. What is your favorite album?

       “Moondance” by Van Morrison (I wore out 3 cassettes of that), closely followed by “Rooms in My Fatha’s House” by Vinx


16. What was your first concert?

       The Commodores with the Jackson 5 as the opening act


17. What song was playing during your first kiss?

       There was no music playing


18. What phone app do you use the most?

       No apps on my phone. Unless you consider “hanging up” an app


19. Did you have a poster of a celeb on your wall as a kid/teen? Who?

       I honestly can’t remember. I’m sure I did    


20. Have you ever dressed as a celeb for Halloween? Who?



Balderdash September 13, 2013

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Not Really a Poem/Intervention August 29, 2013

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Hmm … how can I put this?


Don’t invade Syria.


Don’t invade Syria.


Don’t invade Syria.








untitled July 2, 2013

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E    V    I    L        I







i live

i vie

vile i







Swelter June 25, 2013

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woke up and walked into a wall of air,

stiff and unyielding

tried to get around it, but couldn’t

tried to get over it, but no dice

so all I could do was sink into it

hot air like quicksand

suffocating, taking me down

a reverse Heimlich

draining life instead of reviving it

an atmospheric chokehold





i hate summer





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