#TVQUOTE July 6, 2014
FREDDIE (Sir Ian McKellan):
So who were you squawking at on the phone?
STUART (Sir Derek Jacobi):
Wha …! My mother, if you must know.
FREDDIE:
Was she calling to tell you when she’d be dying?
STUART:
She was very distraught.
FREDDIE:
Why? Did you finally tell her about us?
STUART:
I’m waiting for the right time.
FREDDIE:
It’s been 48 years!
STUART:
… and there has not been a right time! Now please don’t pressure me, I’m very emotional already. We’ve had some frightful news: Clive is dead.
FREDDIE:
Your mother is always the first to know when someone dies. Is she getting the news directly from Satan?
#TVQuote April 6, 2014
Joanne Dunlevy (Rachael Harris):
(To her husband)
I’m gonna tell you something that you might not like. But nobody says telling the truth is easy. (looks back, pointedly, at her daughter)
Jack Dunlevy (Christopher Meloni):
Telling the truth is easy. It’s maintaining a web of lies that’s almost impossible. That’s why spies are so revered.
Joanne:
I kissed another man. It was a week after our first date and before we were serious
Jack:
(No reaction)
Joanne:
I can tell you’re upset
Jack:
No. I’m not. It was 20 years ago.
Joanne:
Okay.
Jack:
We’ve slept together thousands of times since then … I kinda figured you’re kinda into me.
Joanne:
Okay – I’m a little upset you’re not upset, but you’re probably repressing your feelings.
Jack:
Nah. Doesn’t sound like me
#TVQUOTE September 12, 2013
THE DAILY SHOW
I get that Fox opposes the Syria peace plan because its modus operandi is to foment dissent in the form of a relentless, irrational contrarianism to Barack Obama and all things Democratic to advance its ultimate objective of creating a deliberately misinformed body politic whose fear, anger, mistrust and discontent is the manna upon which it sustains its parasitic, succubus like existence, BUT… sorry, I blacked out for a second I was saying something?
Goodbye, Mr. Stewart August 7, 2015
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