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#RandomThought – SOA November 12, 2011

Filed under: Found Objects,postaday2011,Ramblings — jerzygirl45 @ 4:07 pm
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Rewatching Sons of Anarchy, episode 10 – Hands

 


 


 

For SOA, I think FX needs to adjust their Viewer Discretion advisory, just a bit.

 

From this:

 


 

To this:

 


 

Or maybe just some Antoine Dobson-type warning: “Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo pets, ’cause some violent shit going on ’round hyere!”

 

Just a thought.

   

 

#PostADay2011 Challenge October 20, 2011

Filed under: postaday2011,Ramblings,Writing Exercise — jerzygirl45 @ 2:57 pm
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Plinky PostADay2011 Prompt

Name a product or company that you’d like to star in a TV commercial for.

 

 

Publisher’s Clearing House. Except, if they showed up at my house I’d try to grab the check without actually getting on camera. I really don’t like to be noticed (yes – that’s why I tweet, and post to Facebook, Skype and have 5 blogs!). But I do like to keep some stuff private. The fact that I would now be a millionaire with a guaranteed income for life – definitely a private issue.

 

My neighbors (and random people on the street) don’t need to know my bizness. Or my income. I do not want to run into long-lost “cousins” or “friends” that ‘always meant to keep in touch’.

 

I’d try to stay so far under the radar my picture might start appearing on milk cartons. I’d pay off all my bills, buy a nice little condo, gather up a certain group of #badbitches I know, find the nearest “Fleet Week” and do some major damage!!

 


 

 

#PostADay2011 Challenge October 18, 2011

Filed under: postaday2011 — jerzygirl45 @ 2:00 pm
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Plinky PostADay2011 Prompt:    

Describe the perfect sandwich. You have up to $5,000 to spend. Be creative

 

I won’t get into the whole “What is perfect?” question. And I couldn’t even imagine taking $5,000 and using it on a sandwich. It’s just ridiculous. And I’m not that fancy.

 

Now on the subject of divine tasting things. The first thing that came to mind is a grilled cheese sandwich. Well, my favorite version of grilled cheese.

 

Just take your basic bread aisle Italian loaf bread:

 


 

Kraft white American cheese singles:


 

Bacon (pre-cooked & crispy, of course):

 


 

 

And pesto:

 


 

 

  • Cook bacon ’til crispy. Drain
  • Spread pesto on 2 slices of bread
  • Top each piece of bread with 2 cheese slices
  • Top one piece of bread with the super duper crispy bacon
  • Hump the other piece of bread on top
  • Spread top of bread with Smart Balance Buttery Spread (or butter or Miracle Whip – I know it sounds gross and potentially lethal, but trust me it adds a nice little tang)
  • Slap the buttered side down on a preheated grill or pan. Spread the top side with pan lubricant of choice (miracle whip, etc). Press down w/ spatula until bread is browned and cheese is melty.
  • Gingerly flip the masterpiece over for 2nd side browning. Press down. Be patient.
  • When other side is browned to your liking (or you can’t contain your cheese lust any longer) plate that sucker.

 

WARNING: Do not just dive in. There’s hot gooey cheese in there. That’s major taste bud damage looming. Wait a bit, slice it. Revel in the fragrance.

   

Then scarf that baby down!


 

 

POP-UP VIDEO October 3, 2011

Filed under: Confessional,Found Objects,Videos — jerzygirl45 @ 10:17 am
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Starting today, VH-1 is bringing back Pop-Up Video.

 

For anyone who doesn’t remember or is too young to, Pop-Up Video was an 80’s show that played popular videos with added commentary in cute little pop-up “thought balloons”.

 

The comments ranged from factual info about the video or the performer to trivia and random facts only tangentially related to something mentioned in the piece itself. For example – in the video for Ghostbusters one pop-up indicates the movie was originally written for popular Saturday Night Live star John Belushi. Another states that Huey Lewis felt the song was so similar to his hit “I Want A New Drug that he consulted attorneys over it.

 

Even if you weren’t into the videos that much the pop-ups themselves were always entertaining.


So, in honor of the return I thought I’d share some of my faves. Including this. ***


Enjoy.

   
   

   
   

Pop Up Video on wiki

Pop Up Video on VH1

VH1 Orders the Return of ‘Pop Up Video’

pop up video respawn’

   
   


***Sorry – I just couldn’t resist the Rickroll

   

 

ABSOLUTE TOTAL FUCKERY October 1, 2011

Filed under: Found Objects,postaday2011 — jerzygirl45 @ 2:50 pm
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When I see shit like this:
   

Why One Direction are better than The Beatles
   
   
I feel like this:
   
   

   

   

 

Food Cravings Decoded September 24, 2011

Filed under: Found Objects,postaday2011,Ramblings — jerzygirl45 @ 1:49 pm
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are there no foods associated with happiness??? and what if i like it hard, soft, sweet, crunchy, salty AND filling?? does that mean i’m a totally schizo basket case or just really complicated and/or really fucking hungry?

 


 

 

#TouchySpam August 22, 2011

Filed under: postaday2011,Uncategorized — jerzygirl45 @ 9:39 am
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Could you guys do me a favor?

 

This is a screen print of a spam comment
submitted to the blog.

 

 


 

 

He’s “looking forward to touch” me??? And he wants me to drop him an email. Sorry “a email”. I guess grammar falls by the wayside when you’re so lonely and untouched.

 

His email is FuttermanHarriott82@aol.com. Wouldn’t it be really cool if everybody who reads this sends him a touchy email??? Okay maybe not cool, especially since you really don’t want the freak to have your email address. But if he emails back, then we could all report him for spam!!!

 

Or maybe I’ll just send him an email threatening to put his balls in a vise grip.

 

Just a random thought.

 

 


 

 

#hmmmm August 18, 2011

Filed under: Found Objects,postaday2011 — jerzygirl45 @ 3:02 pm
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I guess this could go along with the previous post
   

   

   

Who’s to say what’s art and what’s crap? You go by your gut. If you like it great, if not – find something else that appeals to you.

   

 

Piano Across America August 16, 2011

Filed under: Found Objects,postaday2011,Videos — jerzygirl45 @ 2:05 pm
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Piano Across America website
   

 

Ramblings August 11, 2011

Filed under: Found Objects,postaday2011,Ramblings — jerzygirl45 @ 12:54 pm
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Saw this on my AOL dash:

 

 

The real answer:

 

Be born black.