I want to eat all the snacks in my house,
but then I’ll be sad when they’re gone.
And then I’ll be too lazy and stuffed to
go get more.
I need minions.
So – I’m hungry and I decide to make some rigatoni and sauce. I also decide to make a cup of tea. I put on the water for the pasta, then I put on the kettle for tea. I get my teabag and my cup and spoon and set that out.
While waiting for the boil and the whistle I turn on the laptop and let it boot up, and I go watch a little tv. Eventually the kettle sings so I go to pour my cuppa. Well, what do I find? I find my cup, and my spoon right where I placed them, at the ready. And I find a pasta pan that’s turned into a pot of tea.
I put the teabag in the pasta water!!!!
And no, I wasn’t trying to make homebrewed iced tea. Just a regular cuppa – nice and hot.
Now, my question to you, gentle reader is: SHOULD I BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS?
are there no foods associated with happiness??? and what if i like it hard, soft, sweet, crunchy, salty AND filling?? does that mean i’m a totally schizo basket case or just really complicated and/or really fucking hungry?