I’ll be leaving you guys for awhile.
Well, actually, I won’t be leaving – my computer will. I must send it off into the wilderness. The wilderness of Temple, Texas. Why, Temple, Texas, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you.
Aliens. Yes, my friends – aliens. They’ve taken over my computer. Or at least that’s what it sounds like.
They seem to have landed on my sound card making it annoying difficult to listen to sort of video, my Youtube channel or my beloved Watchers of Anarchy podcast.
Thankfully it’s still under warranty BUT I have to ship it back to the company, on my own dime (probably about 250 of them, actually), wait 7 – 10 business days for them to assess it. Then if they determine the problem is caused by something I’ve done (dropped it or inseminated it with some sort of radical alien techno-sperm) they’ll call and tell me how much it would cost to fix. Since none of that happened they should just jump on it posthaste. (forsooth? wherewithal? pray tell? expeditiously? whatever. Some such thing)
Anyway I will be out of contact with the social media landscape for quite a while. Left adrift with nothing but the television broadcast channels and several sticks to rub together for emergency smoke signals.
Think of me often. I will miss you all.
Ta-ta. Au revoir. Toodles. I’ll try to stay out of trouble while I’m gone.