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Vegan, Gluten-Free Chickpea Thumbprint Cookies – The Colorful Kitchen September 20, 2014

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Vegan, Gluten-Free Chickpea Thumbprint Cookies – The Colorful Kitchen.


Chocolate Me Stories!: Misty May 18, 2014



Misty Copeland

Chocolate Me!

American Ballet Theatre



Ultimate Crispy Cheesy Goodness May 16, 2014

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Alton Brown’s Grilled Grilled Cheese



Cooking demo March 2, 2014


A little out of season, but still hilariously insane





Roasted Chick Peas January 28, 2014


Time for more food experiments, ya’ll!!




This time I tried roasted chick peas. I had read about them: they’re supposed to be a good healthy, vitamin rich snack, blah blah blah …. Then a couple of weeks ago I got this free* sample box from Conscious Box. Interesting stuff in there – crunchy, hippy-dippy eco-friendly products. One of said products was a little bag of roasted chickpeas. Definitely satisfied a crunch urge and they didn’t taste half bad. So I went Googling for ideas. I skimmed various recipes and they all seemed fairly simple, so I saved a couple to my Pinterest board entitled “Food, Glorious, Food” (aka Recipes That I Will Probably Never Make But I Can Dream, Can’t I?).


On my last grocery trip I made a point of grabbing 2 cans of garbanzo beans/chick peas. I figured I could use one for a savory roasted snack and one for a sweet roasted snack. After having one of the cans in the middle of my kitchen table for about 4 days, I finally decided today (I did this on Sunday) would be “the day”.



Crunchy goodness – you shall be mine!


So I go to Pinterest – and can’t find exactly the recipe I had in my mind to use. After a few false starts I finally found what I was looking for, but by then I had come across about 5 other ones that looked equally interesting.





Choices. Lots and lots of choices



Well, not the actual recipes, because they’re all basically the same: drain, rinse, pat dry, season, and roast for 40 minutes, let cool, then seal in an airtight container. The interesting part came with the different seasoning combos. I did find one that had a direction I hadn’t seen in all the others – peel the chickpeas.


The writer stated that she did it so that all the seasoning wouldn’t come off on the peel after they were roasted, but really????? Peel them? ‘Oh good grief’ – I thought. ‘Ain’t nobody got time for that’ So peeling was not gonna happen. Or so I thought.


Another thing I hadn’t noticed before was, every recipe calls for 2 cans of peas. I didn’t want to use up both just in case I messed up, so I thought I would cut the recipe in half.


So I drained and rinsed one can, and poured them out on several paper towels to get them dry. When I looked it seemed like the skins were practically coming off already so I ended up peeling them after all. It was ridiculously easy but time consuming. Also I see why all the recipes called for 2 cans: 1 can is kind of a small amount, not to mention it seems a waste to crank up your oven to 400 degrees for such a tiny output.




What is this, like, a hobbit serving?


So I decided to do the savory and the sweet at the same time.


I have to admit I had already developed somewhat of a bias against chick peas. In the past I had tried them in a stew and I didn’t like the texture – somewhere between hard bean and soft — something. It was a little off-putting. Then this time, when I opened up the cans, they smelled … weird. Not off, not sour, or putrid, just a weird, indeterminate smell. Also, although peeling off the skins was fairly easy the peas were a little slippery and it was a really kinda slimy.




Yeah, that looks … yummy.


Also, taking the skin off was like peeling dead skin off your feet after a hot bath.







But too late to turn back now


After peeling both cans, I patted them with more paper towels, and let them sit out for about 30 minutes to dry up some more, then I preheated the oven to 400 degrees.


Savory Application:

I used a garlic parmesan recipe, found here.








The changes I made were as follows:


    -used garlic powder instead of minced garlic

    -threw in some onion powder, too

    -used regular black pepper, not freshly ground

    -only used 1 can, and I don’t know if the was bpa-free (???)

    -used a grated parmesan/romano combo not just grated parm alone







Sweet Application:


I used an agave roasted recipe, found here.




The changes I made on this were:


    -used regular iodized salt, not sea salt

    -used regular black pepper, not white pepper





One thing I noticed neither of these recipes mentioned was that the pan should be covered in either parchment paper, or foil (which is what I got from the comments** of people who had tried it). So after this adjustment it was off to the oven.




This is gonna be sooo good!




So after 45 minutes have passed I go to check on the snacks, excited to see if they’re at the right level of crispy and this is what I find:




Garbanzo el Fuego


Well – I don’t think that’s what’s supposed to happen. That’s just a little too crispy. [I think I need to do some more investigating.]


[Opens windows. Turns on fan. Pouts at the ruined potential of snack goodness] Le sigh.


Sooooo … I did a little more investigating. Some other recipes said I should check and stir them every 8 – 10 minutes. Yeah, that might’ve been good to know. The savory pan seems to have one lone non-blackened survivor and I see a couple of potential edible nuggets on the sweet pan.





SAVORY     –     SWEET


Once things cool off and the firemen leave (just kidding!) I’ll try them and see what could have been. Or choke on the sooty chick pea ashes lodged in my throat.


[Still pouting, thoughts turning to other snack options]


The pans are cool now – that one savory nugget? Crunchy, with an ever so slightly cheesy sawdust flavor. The sweet nuggets? *cough* *hack* *oh good lord, what have I done?* *this could be a new form of torture at gitmo*





Not good. Not. Good. At. All.


Ewwww – and now the whole house has that weird garbanzo bean smell. I knew I should have tried the 3-Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookie recipe instead. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.






*The box and contents were free, the shipping was not. Normally I’d say “screw that” but I was in a good mood and decided to pony up the nominal charge (maybe $4.95, I think?)


**As a general rule of thumb, it’s never good to read internet comments. It’ll just make you cranky and despair for all of humanity. I think the only exception is on recipe websites. Usually it’s people sharing their experience with the recipe, letting you know what worked for them and what didn’t; how they tweaked it and made substitutions and improvements. The next time I try this I will def read more of the comments and make adjustments accordingly.



A Beginners Guide to Exploring Loose Teas | A Black Girl’s Guide To Weight Loss June 8, 2013

A Beginners Guide to Exploring Loose Teas | A Black Girl's Guide To Weight Loss.


Jello Shot Cake May 3, 2013

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jello shot cake





3 cups very cold rum or vodka, flavored is okay (I put mine in the freezer for a couple hours)
6 teaspoons plain unflavored gelatin
6 3-oz packages of jell-o, we used grape, berry blue, lime, pineapple, orange, and cherry
1 1/8 cup vanilla yogurt
cooking spray


Lightly spray bundt pan with cooking spray, wipe out excess. Place 3/4 cup water in saucepan, sprinkle one teaspoon unflavored gelatin over it, let sit for a minute or two, heat on medium-low stirring constantly with whisk until dissolved, about 5 minutes. Add first package jell-o, whisk in until thoroughly dissolved, about 2 minutes, remove from heat, stir in 1/2 cup cold alcohol, pour 3/4 cup jell-o mixture into mold, place mold in refrigerator. After 10-15 minutes place rest of jell-o mixture into bowl, place in refrigerator 5 minutes. Take bowl out, add 3 tablespoons vanilla yogurt and whisk thoroughly, gently add to bundt pan, place back in refrigerator.

Wash all your utensils and start over with next flavor, as the pan chills more and the layers get thinner it will go faster to add next layer, if it feels slightly tacky to the touch it is ready. If it’s not set enough the layers will “bleed” through, if it sits too long the layers will come apart. When you add the last layer refrigerate at least overnight, with clean hands pull jell-o away from the edges of the pan, dip almost to top into a container or sink of warm, not hot, water for 10 seconds, remove and jiggle pan, if it looks like it’s coming away from the edges it’s ready, if not, dip again for a few seconds. Place serving plate upside down over top, invert, and voila. A beautiful, delicious, impressive dessert!




*I think this looks really yucky yet really cool and at the same time. (Not to mention it’d be great for a Pride Day party) I’m not much of a drinker, though and the one and only time I had vodka it didn’t thrill me, so I don’t think I’d ever go through this much effort just to get tipsy. I’d probably just get a bottle and a straw.


‘Cuz that’s the kind of classy broad I am.


My bologna has a first name … February 26, 2013

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Bologna Sandwich at Cooks.com



I was looking at my favorite recipe site for an applesauce recipe and saw a link to this in the sidebar. I thought: “who the heck needs a recipe for a bologna sandwich?!”, so I had to click and see if it was just, some out there complicated culinary enterprise. But nope – just a standard, yet detailed, “recipe” on making a bologna sandwich, eating it, and cleaning up afterwards.

Then I scrolled down to see the comments. All in all pretty funny stuff.







Ooops, I did it again! February 15, 2013

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Had a hankering for another pumpkin orgasm tonight. It was tasty, but I think I used too much pumpkin. The top of it was cakey-crunchy but underneath it was pure pumpkin pieness. Not a speck of cakiness in sight.


Now that’s not a bad thing, but it just seemed like a waste of the cake mix; like any effect it had was minimal, at best. Think I’ll play around with it to come up with some more ideas to adapt the texture to other cooking avenues.


I was actually more jazzed by the beautiful hills and valleys and texture of the dish. Almost like some strange crackly orange lava bed planet surface.






Or some weird funky food stylist, caterer decorative carrot rose




And I wasn’t even trying to make it look nice. All I did was pour it into the dish and bake.




Brining – part 2 February 3, 2013

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Since I let you in on my little brining secret yesterday, I figured I might as well show you the results. Since this 2nd brining-related post was kind of an afterthought I don’t have a picture of the chicken draining after I dumped it out of the brine (Sorry).


But anyway – after I drained it from the brine, I rinsed it off. It wasn’t a deep cleansing, wipe-off-all-traces-of-everything-that-came-before-it rinse. I just ran the water over the chicken in a colander, shook off the excess and dumped it in a roomy bowl in prep for the oven.


On to the olive oil rub down, and then the spice rub:



This is basically what I throw on everything, in greater or lesser amounts depending on my mood that day. For this chicken the largest concentration tends to be paprika (trust me – it’s not just for looking pretty on potato salad and deviled eggs)



Then into the pans (Don’t want to crowd anyone):



Set oven between 325 and 350, Bake/roast/apply heat for an hour or so, depending on the thickness of your pieces. Check for doneness then remove and marvel at the color and lovely crispy skin:



The result? Crispy, moist, juicy, tasty, super flavor-packed chicken thighs. A yummy nom-nom time was had by, well … me!




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