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Necole Bitchie.com: White Model Poses As An African Queen In New Fashion Editorial September 15, 2014

Necole Bitchie.com: White Model Poses As An African Queen In New Fashion Editorial.

 

Man Creates Amazing Superhero Prosthetics With 3D Printer For Kids In Need September 13, 2014

Man Creates Amazing Superhero Prosthetics With 3D Printer For Kids In Need.

 

HAPPINESS IS EXHAUSTING September 10, 2014

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:


1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don’t check his phone messages
5. Don’t bother him with his movements
6. Don’t bother him when he’s listening to the Grill Team

So what’s so hard about that?

 

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:


It’s really not too difficult but… To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

(Personally I’m not really on board with #6 and #15)


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget

 

  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • valentine’s day
  • arrangements she makes

 

 

Author unknown.


 

 

The True Story Of How One Man Shut Down American Commerce To Avoid Paying His Workers A Fair Wage | ThinkProgress September 1, 2014

The True Story Of How One Man Shut Down American Commerce To Avoid Paying His Workers A Fair Wage | ThinkProgress.

 

Mayor Forces Man To Leave Public Meeting Because He Won’t Stand During Prayer | ThinkProgress August 31, 2014

Mayor Forces Man To Leave Public Meeting Because He Won't Stand During Prayer | ThinkProgress.

 

Superman’s Action Comics No. 1 sells for record $3.2 million on eBay – CNET

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Superman's Action Comics No. 1 sells for record $3.2 million on eBay – CNET.

 

Read 12 Masterful Essays by Joan Didion for Free Online, Spanning Her Career From 1965 to 2013 | Open Culture August 30, 2014

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Read 12 Masterful Essays by Joan Didion for Free Online, Spanning Her Career From 1965 to 2013 | Open Culture.

 

Seriously impressive. Now I need a nap.

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See the Gripping Trailer for Jon Stewart’s ‘Rosewater’ | Rolling Stone August 29, 2014

See the Gripping Trailer for Jon Stewart's 'Rosewater' | Rolling Stone.

 

Op-ed: This Is What Happens When a Generation Is Raised on LGBT Visibility | Advocate.com

Op-ed: This Is What Happens When a Generation Is Raised on LGBT Visibility | Advocate.com.

 

 
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