Remember that Extreme Cheapskates post I did? Well, the one I just watched takes the cake.
Well, the cake ball, as it were.
Mark Parisi of Las Vegas participates in paid clinical research trials. In the ep I saw he was looking forward to an upcoming trial where he would get paid $35,000. All he has to do is …
donate a testicle.
But don’t worry – they would also insert a prosthetic one in its place.
Somebody could break a tooth on that sucker!
He was excited about it. I mean it is $35,000, but … that’s a tough one.
Alas, he did not qualify for the study.
Hey, to anybody who reads this: I’d be willing to donate a shriveled Fallopian tube if you’ve got the cash. Somebody?