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People of Walmart July 16, 2012

Filed under: Found Objects — jerzygirl45 @ 7:06 pm
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Verse 1
Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box
Hot dog, puppeteer, smiley shorts, swipe right here


Tom Hanks, pet goat, belt buckle, Joseph’s coat
Jelly fish, call girl, prison mate, gonna hurl


Skin cap, vanilla chip, pony tail, pirate ship
No shirt, no shoes, opps I took a poop


Spiderman, back boobs, bumble bee, bad tubes
Metal creep, hipster creep, little bo peep lost her sheep


Chorus 1
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

 

Verse 2
Jamie Fox, Santa Clause, Woodstock, butt floss
Man dress, Mother Goose, mullet time, car got loose

 

Scary fruit, day care, twilight, Kentucky hair
Campout, fishing line, golden girls, too much wine

 

Pedicure, race fan, horse mane, ladies’ man
Where’s my shirt, where’s my nurse, Masters of The Universe

 

Bay Watch, rubber band, moonshine, wonderland
Bozo, hang low, Rocky Picture Horror Show

 

Chorus 2
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

 

Verse 3
Man purse, milk shake, skid row, beer break
Uni tard, Lean Cuisine, fire sale, 80s dream

 

Bieber’s dad, camo crack, body flag, biscuit back
Tramp stamp, checkout line, Civil War, danger sign

 

Bathing suite, Grateful Dead, booty bomb, wide spread
Long hair, health care, Victoria Secret’s worst nightmare

 

Daniel Boone, Pucker pup, Dr. Scholl’s, grow up
Half sale, rib sale, tailgater total fail

 

Chorus 3
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

 

Break
Where people are accepted for who they are
No ones gonna stop them from following their heart
If Sam were alive he would make you his choice
So stand up now and smile and rejoice

 

Chorus 4
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

 

Verse 4
Mr. T, Flava Flav, not sure, white slave
Workout, rump roast, sailor moon, hairy ghost

 

Cupcake, caveman, beer run, soda fan
Ripped pants, onesie, lion boy, snuggie

 

Meat aisle, Huck Finn, beautifail, too much skin
Gonna cry, gonna die, gonna jungle bunny ride

 

Moth attack, board game, hangin out, no shame
Squeeze play, NRA, I have no more to say

 

Chorus 5
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart

 

One Response to “People of Walmart”

  1. slpmartin Says:

    Okay…that was funny!


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